John: And I think ‘I’m going to scare the crap out of Eve’. So I go into her trailer, and I go and hide in this cubicle shower. And I’m sitting down, hunched down in the shower like this, seriously, ‘I think she’s on her way’. Forty-five minutes I sat there. 45 minutes I sat in the shower looking like I was pooping. — And I wait till she comes in, and as she walks in, I literally threw myself out of the shower, and she went, *screams*, she went, ‘you b-‘, oh I can’t say that, can I?
Eve: No. ‘You silly thing!’
John: ‘You silly bad thing!’ But it was the b-word she shouted at me and then she went, ‘I’ve actually peed myself!’
Eve: I didn’t actually pee myself. I didn’t actually pee myself.
John: Well either that or you spilled a big bottle of water. —
Eve: Listen, I didn’t actually pee myself. *pauses* Just a little bit.